[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
 You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I've tried in the past… It's not.)
 You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
 You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (More than I care to count. )
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (*fidgets*)
 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Naw… Never watched it.)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (*sheepish smile*)
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Only if I laugh…)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (*looks away* Why are you asking that anyway? Jeez.)
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class.
 Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Ah… Now that's embarrassing.)
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
 You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (What does that mean?)
 You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (*winces* Yeah…)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Thanks for reminding me...)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I searched the whole house frantically for my cellphone for 15 minutes, only to realize it was in my pocket. A more bewildering fact? I was listening to music with it the whole time.)
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Or the wall. My new wall is completely white, though. Nothing to watch for now…)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Um, yes.)
 You don't know what "um" means. (*frowns* It has a meaning?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
 You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I was… But now I won't. Just to scorn you. *smirks*)
GRAND TOTAL: 23
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And title journal your result.